You’ve done it. Locked away in a desolate, blue-metal cell for days, your eyes burning with artificial light from the compuwall, you’ve pored over the ancient manuscripts in the cyberwaves.

And now, you’re ready to leave a review, and have the pirate captain set you free.

First, MAKE SURE YOU’RE LOGGED IN SO YOUR RESPONSES COUNT!

Second, leave links for your reviews below. Each review gets you 5 Fortunes. You only need 5 Fortunes to win over the captain–turns out he’s softer than he looks–but the more you have, the better your shot at winning a $25 gift card to the bookstore of your choice at the end of the month. And the person who’s got the most Fortunes at the end of the year gets to become a story character themselves!

Drop the link to where you left your review, hit submit, and then refresh the page.

1. NEODYMIUM EXODUS:
   
   
   Link to your review *Link to your review directly (not just to the website where you left it)

   Fortunes Username *

   Submit
2. NEODYMIUM BETRAYAL:
   
   
   Link to your review *Link to your review directly (not just to the website where you left it)

   Fortunes Username *

   Submit
3. NEODYMIUM SACRIFICE:
   
   
   Link to your review *Link to your review directly (not just to the website where you left it)

   Fortunes Username *

   Submit
4. NEODYMIUM APOCALYPSE 1:
   
   
   Link to your review *Link to your review directly (not just to the website where you left it)

   Fortunes Username *

   Submit
5. NEODYMIUM APOCALYPSE 2:
   
   
   Link to your review *Link to your review directly (not just to the website where you left it)

   Fortunes Username *

   Submit

You can also give up now. If you do…

But I know you’d never do that. Instead, finish the below, and refresh the page!