You want heroes and fairies?

Then put your e-mail address right here, partner, and we’re off to adventure!

   

Scared of e-mail-type adventures? Have a free fairytale here on the internet instead! But if you’re brave, dear adventurer, I can send you everything I’ve promised, all in just one e-mail:

  • the first few chapters of Becoming Hero (the comic book character who shoots his author),
  • FREE BOOKS from people who are cooler than me,
  • an hour of audio marketing tips to help you sell your own stuff,
  • and some geek gear leads to help you get the perfect gift for your favorite geek (if you buy stuff for yourself, I won’t tell ; P).

I’ll also send you the Jen Package! That’s a free indie lullaby, free medical school flash cards, and a short story, because why the heck not. All in one sexy e-mail. See you soon. ^_^

(P.S. Also, I will never sell, trade, spam, or poop, or pee on your e-mail address, because that’s messed up and weird. If you don’t like me, you can always unsubscribe!)